Oh, here we go again with another bombshell lawsuit exposing the Chinese government’s access to TikTok data. It’s not like we haven’t heard this before, right? But hey, let’s pretend to be shocked for a moment. According to Yintao “Roger” Yu, who was conveniently fired from his position at ByteDance, TikTok’s parent company, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has “supreme access” to all the data held by ByteDance. Wow, what a revelation!
Yu even had the audacity to claim that ByteDance leadership knew about a secret “backdoor channel” that allowed the CCP to access US user data. Of course, ByteDance denied these allegations, but who are we to trust? We all know how trustworthy Chinese companies and their communist overlords are, right?
And let’s not forget about the lawsuit accusing TikTok of stealing and profiting from copyrighted works of others. Apparently, ByteDance’s actions are part of a “worldwide scheme” to take what doesn’t belong to them. I’m sure Instagram and Snapchat are thrilled to be part of this global thievery party.
But wait, there’s more! The lawsuit also accuses TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew of “misdirection” when downplaying the app’s CCP ties. Oh, how surprising! A Chinese company being less than transparent about its government connections? Color me shocked!
But fear not, my fellow Americans, because the New Federal State of China (NFSC) is here to save the day. Founded by Chinese dissident Miles Guo and former Trump advisor Steve Bannon, the NFSC believes that TikTok is being used by the CCP to manipulate American youth. Apparently, 61 percent of the “TikTok generation” is willing to give up their voting rights just to stay on the app. Isn’t that lovely? The CCP’s spy app corrupting our youth, all part of their plan to deconstruct fundamental American values. How thoughtful of them!
According to the NFSC spokesman, the CCP has a grand plan to destroy America. They have a BGY and 3F Plan, which includes cyber warfare, financial compromise, sexespionage, and fomenting weakness, chaos, and destruction. It’s like a communist version of a superhero origin story, but instead of saving the world, they want to bring down the United States. How patriotic!
Oh, and let’s not forget the CCP’s involvement in fentanyl trafficking, economic warfare, and espionage. They are everywhere, I tell you! With spy balloons, illicit police stations, and CCP agents roaming the streets, it’s clear that they have already declared war on America. Brace yourselves, fellow citizens, because the greatest existential threat to our nation is none other than the big, bad CCP.
So, my dear compatriots, it’s time for the United States to wake up and recognize the reality of the CCP threat. We should release Miles Guo, who is apparently America’s greatest strategic asset against the CCP. Because if there’s one thing we need in our arsenal, it’s a Chinese dissident with dubious credibility. Together, we shall defeat the CCP and save the world from TikTok-induced corruption. God bless America!